I came up with a theory last night on how to solve the problem of energy. Lately there’s been major discussions over nuclear energy versus other kinds. So here’s my solution:
Take all the criminals, and use their body gas (farts) to generate power. I’ve been on the receiving end of some shocking smelling farts in my time, so I think that this idea could work. Give them something that would mean that they’d be continually farting. We’d not have to worry about ruining our environment with nuclear energy etc. Some of you may be saying that nuclear energy is the cleanest of all. Sure, until nuclear power falls into the wrong hands and things go boom.
BFN.
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